MIRACLED

A day of miracles..
Yup,that's what today was like for me. Well, not that i genuinely saw the world saved from Armageddon, it was a few small incidents that really made it seem miraculous.

To start off, just as i got up from my sleep, i received a text from someone i've been waiting to hear from, since like 6 months. Now what has that to do with a miracle?
Well, i almost certainly crushed my chances of talking again, and frankly i've been all whiny with God since the day. And yesterday was the summit. I guess lord finally had to give in. I still dont know what's it gonna be like again, though I hope it turns out well. Thanks almighty. Atleast it could cure some of my issues with life.

Next, I had the nicest 10 minute conversation with my Dad. It was great just standing under the sun, looking out of our balcony, seeing people and madness fly by, while we lazily sipped our brut and said nothing. We dont really get to spend the kind of Dad-Son moments we'd like together. And this was just amazing.

My buddy Rasto finally fell in love, and found his love as well. Now he's making hefty plans for "A NIGHT TO REMEMBER". Easy Boy!
Catch him at
http://arpitrastogi.blogspot.com/2009/11/kuch-kuch-hota-hai.html

There are more of them, like my PC which finally started running all by itself after a fortnight of endless boot-up refusals. And for the first time ever, i'm sharing a serious thought with people.

I guess one positive act straightens everything else up. Clearly, in my case, the text started a chain of positive events.

Well, its still a few hours to go before i call it a day, who knows i may be in for even more surprises if not miracles.

peAce

P.S. I almost forgot, I broke my 1 post per month rule. That does qualify for a miracle as well,right?

November Blues

Alrite, time for the monthly post.
I was wondering what crap to key down this time, since i'm not keeping sane since the last few days.
So came up the term Loneliness Management. Now don't ask me why on earth did i pick this topic, i wont answer.
So guys (i don't think a gal ever visited my blog!) here are a few tips to keeping up with times when you don't feel like being with anyone:

1. Watch Movies(universal!)
2. Watch Porn(typical!)
3. Sleep 18 hours a day.
4. Plan about sleeping off the other 6 hours as well.
5. Eat any and every shit u find!
6. Don't work. It degrades you and makes you look tired. Save your FACE!
7. OK FINE. WORK but only during WORK-OUT's.
8. Switch off your cell. Chances are bright that you'd be tempted to talk to someone. But hey,on the even sunnier side, nobody else would be tempted to talk to you! Easy eh?
9. Ok, even if you are the super-critical "i shouldn't miss a call,it could be important,someone could be in danger of life" phoney, make sure you take the longest time possible off your cell.
10. Do i need to tell you the cell should be silent?
11. Eat MAGGI.
12. Eat another MAGGI.
13. Find a copy of Playboy. Go through it twice.
14. Scream out "SCREW YOU BITCHES" from the rooftop.
14a.If cops arrive,FLIP THEM OFF.
14b.If they don't,flip off your neighbors,they'll call the cops. Then flip them off.
15. Land in JAIL.
16. Watch Neil Nitin Mukesh strip naked.
17. Really? You wanna see Neil Nitin Mukesh nude? You pervert!
18. Get off my blog!
19. LEFT AS EXERCISE.

20. Oh,i just realized i can only count till 20. Got some elementary school issues!

BONUS. >>> WRITE A BLOG POST.

EDIT 1:
Take a DUMP. 30 mins of peace + an entire-day of joy! Courtesy : RastoGI

Congratulations, if you do these correctly, you'd have just earned yourself a free Diploma in 'FUCK THE WORLD SCIENCE'. N that proves you're a lonesome d*ck.

Since, you now have lots of time, make yourself a copy of the certificate you just earned the way you want,but just adhere to these basic guidelines :

a) Paper Size should be no more than 3 Toilet Paper Lengths BY 2 Toilet Paper Widths.
b) The top must read FUCK THE WORLD in BOLD.
c) Paint it BLUE.
d) Write whatever the fuck you want. No reservations.
e) Get it signed by the world's biggest loser you know. I mean SIGN IT YOURSELF.

CHEERS TO ALL THE DIX OUT THERE!
peAce