November Blues

Alrite, time for the monthly post.
I was wondering what crap to key down this time, since i'm not keeping sane since the last few days.
So came up the term Loneliness Management. Now don't ask me why on earth did i pick this topic, i wont answer.
So guys (i don't think a gal ever visited my blog!) here are a few tips to keeping up with times when you don't feel like being with anyone:

1. Watch Movies(universal!)
2. Watch Porn(typical!)
3. Sleep 18 hours a day.
4. Plan about sleeping off the other 6 hours as well.
5. Eat any and every shit u find!
6. Don't work. It degrades you and makes you look tired. Save your FACE!
7. OK FINE. WORK but only during WORK-OUT's.
8. Switch off your cell. Chances are bright that you'd be tempted to talk to someone. But hey,on the even sunnier side, nobody else would be tempted to talk to you! Easy eh?
9. Ok, even if you are the super-critical "i shouldn't miss a call,it could be important,someone could be in danger of life" phoney, make sure you take the longest time possible off your cell.
10. Do i need to tell you the cell should be silent?
11. Eat MAGGI.
12. Eat another MAGGI.
13. Find a copy of Playboy. Go through it twice.
14. Scream out "SCREW YOU BITCHES" from the rooftop.
14a.If cops arrive,FLIP THEM OFF.
14b.If they don't,flip off your neighbors,they'll call the cops. Then flip them off.
15. Land in JAIL.
16. Watch Neil Nitin Mukesh strip naked.
17. Really? You wanna see Neil Nitin Mukesh nude? You pervert!
18. Get off my blog!
19. LEFT AS EXERCISE.

20. Oh,i just realized i can only count till 20. Got some elementary school issues!

BONUS. >>> WRITE A BLOG POST.

EDIT 1:
Take a DUMP. 30 mins of peace + an entire-day of joy! Courtesy : RastoGI

Congratulations, if you do these correctly, you'd have just earned yourself a free Diploma in 'FUCK THE WORLD SCIENCE'. N that proves you're a lonesome d*ck.

Since, you now have lots of time, make yourself a copy of the certificate you just earned the way you want,but just adhere to these basic guidelines :

a) Paper Size should be no more than 3 Toilet Paper Lengths BY 2 Toilet Paper Widths.
b) The top must read FUCK THE WORLD in BOLD.
c) Paint it BLUE.
d) Write whatever the fuck you want. No reservations.
e) Get it signed by the world's biggest loser you know. I mean SIGN IT YOURSELF.

CHEERS TO ALL THE DIX OUT THERE!
peAce